phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

whynobritneybrittany:

colfershands:

what am I supposed to be afraid of pillows or something

but you, unlike me, are a git

the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick

there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor

and they’d love to have me, we’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in

are you actually as stupid as you look?

 #rip sarcastic harry

dialupmodem:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

what the fuck is that comment

oakynymph:

do we panic now

oakynymph:

do we panic now

(Source: thechocolatebrigade)

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(Source: lolgifs.net)

radical-skeleton:

serkets:

some homestuck reaction images for anon hate

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the newest and best addition:

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i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

(Source: this-a-n-d-that)

  1. Camera: iPhone 4
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/198th
  4. Focal Length: 3mm

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

(Source: joilieder)

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war